We are inviting you, our friends, to celebrate with us on the magical night of December 31st by planning the conquest of the new year.

Do you have a little Napoleon or Genghis Khan in you that makes you do uncomfortably grand things that are way too big for your stature? Yes? Let's get together to plan the conquest of Europe.

I'll make delicious nibbles. Bring champagne, or vodka/brandy/liquor/liqueurs of various shapes and sizes.

(And remember the wise words of Dr. Smith Artmunckle:
"To call our Inner Napoleon a 'Napoleon Complex' is to problematize our propensity for tyranny as a psychological 'issue.' We want to embrace our inner Napoleon rather than diagnose him as a 'disorder' to be 'cured' by the medical establishment.")

An epic New Years Eve Party never to come again featuring:
* diabolical conspiracies
* non-ironic mustaches
* delicious gourmet morsels
* THE best homemade eggnog
* world conquest guitar singalongs

And as the coup de marteau: the ceremonial destruction and consumption of the Eiffel Tower at the stroke of midnight.

Bring alcohol and/or desserts —or be defenestrated upon your arrival!

(People who take the extra effort to dress up like a world leader will get a present and first taste of the Eiffel tower.)